Monday, April 11, 2005

Going Pro

Sometime before May 1st, I'm launching a professional daily webzine/blog about comedy in NYC complete with writers besides me and real content. I'm thinking big and professional. Keep your eyes peeled!

Monday, March 28, 2005

Have you chosen a name for your new baby yet?

Well, allow me to help you pick one out with the wotSAT's newest addition: Hottest Baby Names!

At the end of each month, the most popular new baby names will be revealed.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Storyline Update

--The Room Raiders tangent is going to continue through most of February.

--Due to unpopular demand, the climactic story about the wotSAT's first day of work has been put on hold. I'll have to tell you about the shocking ending later...

--Rumors are afloat that everyone's least favorite burqa loving (and now dildo loving) Debbie will be returning VERY soon to reveal where she's been, what's new, and why people want a piece of the Winner.

Sunday, January 02, 2005

New Template

To ring in the new year, I've been working on a semi-original template for the last week or so. I found something over at that was mildly okay and I built it into what it looks like now. The one I chose actually had the two girls from t.A.T.u kissing as the graphic. I took care of that obscenity right away with some nice geometric shapes.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

America loves the Golden Girls... in Bed!

The Fuckability of the Golden Girls proved to be a Nielsen hit with that crucial 18-49 category advertisers love, outdoing both previous high bars, Ranch Dressing Heritage Week and Ashlee Simpson Vs. Talkatoo Cockatoo. Thighs Wide Shut broke the story and Fleshbot ran with it, wrangling in over 3000 unique perverts to the site.

Sunday, November 07, 2004

The winneroftheSAT Shopzone is Now Open

Why walk around in rags when you can walk around in style?

If any of you Answer Key Members seriously want anything on there, email me first and I'll manually lower the price of the item before you buy it. Does Gothamist do that? No.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Coming Events in November

Once the election coverage fades down, the battle between the wotSAT and Oasis will resume as planned. Also, be on the lookout for the winner's first day of work at the Burning Bridges Factory. Given the knowledge that the evil and shadowy Sebastian Tolliver may very well be his boss there, what uncanny and stupid events will his future hold?